Sleepy Matt is Verbose. Fancy. (moreso)

Okay. Still haven't slept and I don't want to elaborate on my return. I would like to pull things in a different direction, so here's this.

I learned last night that I can identify - without prior exposure and sans musical cues - the movie Hair when it's on TV. I can do this when in fact it appears to be nothing like what I had assumed Hair would be. I had no idea Milos Forman directed it. Initially I thought it was the opening to Midnight Cowboy. Or Hoosiers. But then I saw some kid sporting a colored vest with a mane and simply said,

"If this is Hair I am going to be very upset."

...not twenty seconds later Aquarius - the song they probably play in hell - kicks in.

Scott had a good laugh and we proceeded to watch it for another ten minutes. I cannot begin to explain the plot. Please do not bother telling me.