Afternoons with Strangers

A few thoughts:

There are tons of golf cart transports gliding between pedestrians back and forth, to and fro. They have that odd motion only electrically-operated vehicles seem to possess, making them appear harmless. As time drags on I am increasingly tempted to dive in front of one just to experience the soft impact.

Unless they're preparing for a swim meet or suffer from severe patchiness, men should never shave their chest hair. It doesn't matter where you come from or where you're going; just knock it off.

Dollar Stores in airports = gold mine. Never seen one, though. Who wants to partner with me on my new business, the 'Never-Not-A-Dollar' airport express store? We could be the Bill Gates' of (non-software) crap!

Only alert me when the Threat Level is not orange. You're wasting precious 'throat slit' shouting time (see below).