To Montana:

Hey, I know you don't need my money. And you'd probably be happy if I left right now. But all I want to do is fish, and you're making it incredibly difficult for me to do so.

Just one day. One day! And I'm not even asking for the full 24 hours. Just maybe six or seven.

And yet, you still want way too much money.

You're going on my list, Montana Wildlife & Recreation. Right below the folks at Mount Rushmore.

Matt